Nope, nothing important happened today! sob
Friends, it’s time for today’s game thread.
[sounds of weeping]
Yup, just another normal game thread. Nothing to see here.
So here’s the lineup.
Wait that’s not the lineup, THAT’S MY WEEPING SOUL IN TWEET FORM.
CHAAAAAAAAASE, WHY ARE YOU LEAVING US?
I’m sorry, I know this is a game thread, but I couldn’t stop myself. It’s Chase friggin’ Utley! He should play forever!
Anyway, here’s the game thread.
— Philadelphia Phillies (@Phillies) July 13, 2018
Yup, that looks weird, and instead of Odubel Herrera, Aaron Altherr and his crappy hitting are in center field. I could go into that, but I’m all dehydrated from the Utley crying. So why don’t we just get to it: discuss the game in the comments below.